Thursday, December 22, 2005

Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from Santa

10. Hey kid the Easter Bunny got run over by a car
9. How about an extreme makeover for Christmas? You need one!
8. Who needs an Ipod when you have socks.
7. Sparky didn't run away last christmas. I sat on him while I was delivering presents.
6. When was the last time you brushed your teeth.
5. The North Pole is on strike - it's clothes for all the boys and girls.
4. Aren't you the guy I caught playing with his sister's dolls last year.
3. Smile or that elf will break your legs.
2. Xbox 360, who do you think you are the pope!
1. Sorry kid - I had mexican for lunch.

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